Safe Landings

Dear President Obama:

I need your help. I am poor, sick, handicapped, and (obviously to blog readers) mentally ill.  Mitt Romney created Romney-Obamacare, but then he said “I don’t care about the poor. They have a safety net.”

Newt Gingrich said, “You are such a total Massachusett liberal idiot Mitt. The poor like that worthless bloghead, Ed E. Line, don’t need a safety net. They have a spider web. They are all caught in a European-style-socialist spider web that is holding them back. they should have gotten a job as a janitor in high school.”

I say, a pox on both your safety devices.  I don’t want no stinking European style socialist web crawling with spiders like Saul Alinsky. I dont want no big net with holes in it.  For myself, I want an American style safety device.

Color my parachute GOLDEN!

That is what I want, a golden parachute, the same kind they use on Wall Street.  I want the kind of free enterprise parachute they give to CEOs of big companies after the CEO has totally and completely driven the company into the ground.  I want the kind Carley Fiornia got when she messed up roayally at Hewlitt-Packard ($45 mill). I want the $44,000,000 kind Angelo Mozilo got after he totally destroyed Countrywide Finance and wrecked the savings of thousands of American homeonwers and brought the entire world to the brink of economic collapse.  I want $130 mill like Michael Ovitz got from Disney.

For a list of the kind of parachutes that would OK with me, click on Time magazine.

Thanks for your time.  I look forward to your next euro-socialist scheme which you probably inherited from Saul Alinsky.

Sincerely,
Ed E. Line
Temporarily self-deported to Aruba, Netherlands Antilles

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