Sunday, July 29, 2012

The Cure for Malaise


I have been reading Chris Hedges lately.  Chris is a former war correspondent for the NY Times.  He got fired because he was opposed to the invasion of Iraq.  Now he writes inspiring books like “Days of Destruction, Days of Revolt”  and “Empire of Illusion.” 
Photo courtesy of Wikipedia Commons

Chris makes statements like “There are always people willing to commit unspeakable human atrocity in exchange for a little power and privilege.”[i]

In a recent interview on PBS with Bill Moyers, he summed up his viewpoint as follows: “We stand on the verge of one of the bleakest periods in human history, when the bright lights of civilization bank out...” [ii]

To Chris I say, "Don't be scared, Stand Your Ground!” [iii]

But for myself, this attitude is just too bleak.  It fails to conform to my basic philosophy of life—which can be summed up in two words—HAVE FUN!

To cure the malaise brought on by reading too much Hedges, I watch the Olympics, an inspiring tableau of human achievement. The only place today where the best is brought out in everyone.
Photo Courtesy of Wikipedia Commons

And I don’t just mean people.  The Olympics brings out the best in animals too. Take for example, the outstanding American dancing horse named “Rafalca.”  

Rafalca has a chance to win the gold for America and make us all proud.  Even hard core liberals are  rooting for her

And, believe me, Rafalca is a motivated athlete.  This is because one of Rafalca’s owners is Ann Romney, and as every animal in that family knows, animal behavior not pleasing to Mitt and Ann can end badly. The now deceased family dog,  Seamus, was strapped to the top of a vehicle and rushed down the interstate and 75 mph until he threw up and pooped all over the roof.

So –to avoid a similar fate--Rafalca is going to be shaking in her horseshoes to win the gold.

The story of Rafalca is an inspiring one.  Rafalca, after qualifying, flew across the Atlantic on a FedEx jet (inside, not strapped to the roof) and dined on an in-flight meal of watermelon.

She will be competing in London in the dressage competition — a form of ballet for horses and their riders in which the animals do pirouettes, serpentines and Piaffes. The Piaffe is a “highly collected, cadenced, elevated diagonal movement” in which “the haunches with active hocks are well engaged.”[iv] 

Sounds one Hell of a lot like political behavior to me.

Rafalca is good for America and the Romney’s bottom line too. Of course, the horse is a tad bit expensive. The Romneys spent more on the horse's healthcare than the average American family spends on its own health care. [v]  On the other hand, in the one and only tax return made available to the public, the couple declared a $77,731 loss on their 2010 tax returns for their share of Rafalca’s care. That helped with the bottom line!

Green eye shade tax experts have all kinds of questions about so called “hobby losses” like this one.[vi] But Romney has stated in no uncertain terms that he is paying all the taxes he owes and “not one penny more.”


[i] Other uplifting quotes can be found on Good Reads.
[ii] The full interview can be found here.
[iii] The laws of most States allow us to stand our ground whenever we think we might be threatened, thanks to ALEC.
[iv] Definition provided by the International Equestrian Federation.
[v] Estimate provided  by Deadspin.
[vi]  For some in depth research on this little scam, check out this site.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Gimmie the Free Stuff


Now this Presidential campaign rhetoric is getting a little too personal.

Mitt Romney has openly declared a war on “free stuff.” After being booed by the NAACP, he went out and told the press, "If they want free stuff, they should vote for the other guy."[1]

This is an attack on everything that makes America the greatest country on earth. If  there is one thing that I look forward to in America, it is free stuff.  I want free parking. I want free wi fi. Free love.  I want free happy hour appetizers. I want more buy-one-get-one-free deals.  I want free movies on the waterfront. Free flight upgrades. Most of all, I want free beer.  But generally speaking, if it is free, I want it.

And now …Mitt Romney has declared war on free stuff.  First-- he went to war on car top dogs. Then-- he started a war on women who resisted transvaginal ultrasound.  It has been just one war after another on things that I like.  I like dogs. I like women. I like ultrasound anywhere you can put it.  I like all that stuff and all kinds of other stuff so long as it is free.

Every day I get on the web and search for my daily supply of free stuff. I usually go the the free stuff aggregator Absurdly Cool. Try it out yourself. Click on http://absurdlycool.com/. You can even get free toilet paper at that web site. Another good place to load up on free stuff is www.freestufftimes.com/. There you can even get a free "Gospel According to Jesus" book, one of my favorites.

But now Mitt says “If you want free stuff, vote for the other guy, not me.”

And here I was all set to vote for Mitt. I even signed the Grover Norquist  pledge to never ever vote for anyone who tried to close a tax loophole. But now this new Romney war on free stuff is really testing my loyalty.

I am caught on the horns of a dilemma. Below is a picture of me just before I got caught on the horns of the cliche.

On the other hand, I am not seeing a whole lot of free stuff being offered to me by Obama. Oddly enough, most of the free stuff seems to be coming from the other side.

Such as, lower taxes. I don’t like having to pay my fair share of keeping the country afloat. I want subsidies for coal and ethanol and other fossil fuels so I can pollute the planet without having to pay a single dime for the damage I do. The air and water is free so let's burn up the ecosphere like there is no tomorrow.   All those police, firemen, air traffic controllers, army, navy, air force, and marine people protecting me …all should be free.


Lately, most of the big free stuff has been handed over to big banks so they could pay their executives huge salaries. For example, quantitative easing by the Federal Reserve, a two trillion dollar give away to banks.[2]

I want more free stuff, not less. I don't need a trillion, but I don't want Romney's zero free stuff plan either.

Who doesn’t like freebies?

Does anyone really think that the big dudes financing the Romney campaign, like the Kochs and Sheldon Adelson, don’t want some free stuff when they win the White House?

PUHLEESE!  Good Gookamuka!

Romney's Plan for the White House
They paid enough already to get  a FREE 4-year lease to the oval office, at least.

So what the heck is this war on free stuff all about?

Someone enlighten me.  Please.


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[1.] The full quote is "But I hope people understand this, your friends who like Obamacare, you remind them of this, if they want more stuff from government tell them to go vote for the other guy — more free stuff."
[2] See: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/romneys-free-stuff-speech-is-a-new-low-20120713#ixzz20tReleBS

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Monday, July 16, 2012

The Sucker Punch



The Urban Dictionary defines a “sucker punch” as

[A] closed fist contacting the soft underbelly of a person (beneath the rib cage) at a high velocity...[leaving] the victim open to various other attacks, [such as] what would be called "bitch moves" because of the defenseless nature of the victim.[i]
This is exactly the punch Obama delivered to Romney last week-- with the help of the Boston Globe. 
A Fair Fight

In Romney’s corner, his trainers are screaming bloody murder.  “It hurts! This is Chicago-style mean campaign tactics!”  

One brilliant senior Romney advisor, Ed Gillespie, went so far as to tell CNN’s Candy Crowley that Romney “is not a felon.” [ii]

Was it Nixon who famously went on TV to say “I am not a crook?”

Was it Clinton who told the media “I never had sexual relations with that woman?”

Romney himself is now begging Obama for an apology.[iii]  Chicago Mayor, Rahm Emanuel, tried telling Romney to stop whining and take it like a man.[iv]  But the whining continues on and on.

All of this because at a campaign event Obama mentioned a Boston Globe article that either (1) totally undercuts Romney’s claim that he left Bain Capital just before it made billions for its partners by bankrupting American companies, firing workers, and sending American jobs offshore, or (2) establishes that Romney is criminally guilty of making false filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission about when he stopped having ownership and managerial duties at Bain.

Since most people really don’t care about this kind of legal minutia, the story would have been a giant one-newspaper nothing burger had Romney merely brushed it off.  Instead, he demanded on no less than 5 network shows that Obama stop mentioning this embarrassing matter.

Mitt seems to think that Obama’s next move will be to get his Chicago tough-guy bullies together, hold Mittens down on the playground, and forcibly cut his hair.
Romney's Demand

This whole mess reminds me of a political incident that took place many years ago. A Member of Congress, who will remain nameless,  was voted number one on the Washington Post’s list of America’s Dumbest Politicians.  The story appeared in the back pages of the Federal section, and was generally regarded as a harmless humor piece.

The big winner of this esteemed award lived in rural southwest Virginia, a place where even the headlines of the Washington Post had never been seen nor heard of.  Yet, stung by the article listing his top gun status, the winner of this award called a local press conference at the county seat to deny that he was really the dumbest one of all. The local press all had to send for copies of the Washington Post from afar, learn about the contest, attend the press conference, and dutifully publish the Congressman’s denial in their local rags and on the local radio stations.

You can imagine how well this worked to dispel concerns (which had never before existed) in the local electorate regarding Congressman X’s intelligence.

The same dynamic is at work here. It is hard to see how Willard’s demand for Obama to apologize for mentioning an embarrassing Boston Globe article is going to work.  At least Romney had enough sen se not to actually deny that the article is true.  (As we have explained in this blog many times before, all politicians know that truth and facts don’t really matter in a campaign.)[v]

Instead, Romney is claiming that it is unfair and “unPresidential” of Obama to bring up such an embarrassing thing. 

If  Romney and his allies manage to keep this story alive for much longer, there will be a new candidate for America’s Dumbest Politician.


[i] http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sucker%20punch.
[ii] CNN State of the Union, Sunday July 15, 2012.
[iii] On Friday July 13, 2012, Romney schedule last-minute interviews with 5 TV networks to demand an apology from Obama.
[iv] On ABC news with George Stephanopoulos, Sunday July 14, 2012.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Choosing the Correct Path in Life


As  a famous 20th century philosopher once said “Mankind is at a crossroads. One path leads to oblivion, the other to total destruction. I pray we have the courage to choose correctly.”[1]

I my own case I have always chosen the path in life that I hoped would provide the most fun along the route.  Often the search for fun has led me to some peculiar—but, nevertheless, fun—situations.

Take my recent sailing trip through the stunningly beautiful Azorean Archipelago.
Azorean Coastline
The sailing part of that trip, I will not get into because that was just more or less the kind of fun anyone could have sailing anywhere with a blind captain, a broken foot, unpredicted 15 foot waves and 35 mile/hour winds, volcanic islands with rocky shorelines and miniscule harbors that you could not imagine squeezing into in a bath tub rubber ducky without crashing into something hard and pointy.

Entering a Typical Azorean Harbor

No, the sailing part was only run-of-the mill fun.

The interesting part was how the Azorean people chose to have fun.

What they do, more or less on a weekly basis, is release a very angry bull out onto the town streets without warning, at least without any warning to English-speaking tourists.

Like me.

How they make the bull so angry is a state secret, but I am guessing that they poke him in the balls with a long stick or something like that.  Anyway, he gets exceedingly pissed off at humans.

The streets in Azorean towns are very narrow, with high walls on either side or sometimes house fronts right on the street with little or no sidewalks. I think that this is because up until about 10 years ago the streets were mostly used by horses and horse carts. It’s not all that modern a place. 
Azorean Street

The upshot of this venue is that any bull in the street gets a really good shot at any idiot human standing in the same street.

Normally, this would have been no problem for me because until recently I could outrun most angry bulls, at least in my imagination. 

However, I had broken my foot falling down on a boat and was wearing a clumsy plastic cast. This left me at a huge disadvantage when all the other fun loving pedestrians took off running away from the bull as fast as they could.
Bull in the Street

I stumbled along, not having that much fun, until it was just the bull and me at street level. At first, I thought I could best him by playing possum. I could lie down on the street, I thought, and act like I was a worthless corpse. Another idea was to climb a wall. I elected the latter because—who knows if the bull could satisfy his lust for fun by throwing a worthless American corpse around?

So up the wall I scrabbled, not too effectively until two merciful Portuguese fishermen got me by the shoulders.

Victory! I thumbed my nose at the bull, feeling a massive flood of adrenaline.

Unfortunately, I do not have any close up pictures of the bull because by the time he was really really close, it was time to pocket the camera and plan an escape. Below and to the left is a shot, taken shortly after my encounter.
The Bull I Defeated

So here is the secret I discovered. You can have fun in any culture doing all kinds of things the locals do that you might not otherwise do on a daily basis at home so long as you can get that adrenaline going.


Unlike other bull fights, the Azorean kind are fair because the bull can also easily find ways to have fun.
Fun for the Bull









I wish to thank the two Azorean men who lifted me out of range of the bull. Next time I see them, I am buying both of them a case of beer.

Also my thanks are due to the skillful British and Irish captain and crew of the yacht, Indaba, who successfully navigated the Lilliputian Azorean harbors without running aground one single time or hitting any other hard objects, while I watched the maneuvers anxiously with my life vest safely attached, prepared to jump off and swim at the first crunch of fiberglass.

[1] Woody Allen.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Bloggery Suspended

Ed E. Lyne will be offshore on a sailing vessel during most of the month of June without access the internet.

This means no new blogs on this site during that period.

Without access to any of the lies, falsehoods, and reports of  cheating and stealing lurking in the digital world, this blog cannot be produced.

Mushroom Growing on Pile of  Manure



But when I return, filled with new inspiration and brilliant insights, the blog will again burst forth like a mushroom sprouting on the gigantic dung heap of American politics and "culture."

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Denial


Searching for a Place to Implant Head in Sand


One of the most powerful forces at work today in American politics is denial. Denial of facts is nothing new; it is an intensely human trait, recognized and studied by psychologists ever since there were psychologists. [1] I personally am a world class expert in denial, and so, for the first time since this blog started, I am actually writing about something I experience every day.

In a 2011 Psychology today article, Professor Paul Thaguard explained that denial is everywhere in our lives.

 We fall in love with someone who is bad for us, believing he or she will change.

Many Christians have lives that are hard and getting harder, but they continue to pray and believe that god will make things better. When prayer does not work, they pray harder (especially if they want a pony.)

Democrats know that the current Medicare and Social Security system is unsustainable, yet they refuse to even consider any miniscule changes in those programs.

We enter a  period of rapid economic growth and investment gurus explain it as a new paradigm for the economy, not just a bubble. Repeatedly.

Professor Thaguard calls this phenomenon  “motivate interference,” meaning that our goals and desires lead us to absorb evidence very selectively. This mind malfunction allows us to believe an emotion-heavy fact-light belief that is far from rational.

Bill Watterson famously said this about denial: “It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”[2]

I recently had the opportunity to experience the power of denial in a personal way. (Yet again.) Last week, I suffered a serious injury on a sailboat, requiring crutches and in a cast.

In three days time I am scheduled to go on a long ocean sailing trip in the Atlantic, a trip which I have been itching to do for a long time. Denying the seriousness of the injury--in fact-- almost denying the injury at all-- I am keeping the plan in place and am due to be in the Atlantic ocean headed offshore the day after tomorrow. 

This can only be attributed to total stupid denial, a way of thinking that I know only too well.  But I am not alone. [3]

Denial of obvious facts is individual, but it is also social and political. History is full of all kinds of episodes of massive socio-political denial. The phenomenon leads to some good observations:

“You can almost create a formula for it. The greater the denial at the front end, the longer the term of penance to get free on the back side.  (James Cox)
We went into massive denial because what could we do other than completely freak out?  (Malcolm Sharp)
The most worrisome aspect of Greenspan’s …remarks is that he is in denial, and as long as the most powerful central banker in the world is kidding himself that he knows what he is doing, we all have to fasten our seatbelts.  (Jude Wanniski)
We’re back in denial. If people are saying there isn’t a problem, that’s part of the problem. (Mary Hodell)
Denial is the number one aspect of medicine. That’s why people don’t get check-ups. (Larry King)
 He has climbed into his own spider hole of denial. (Joe Lieberman)

We have all kinds of denial going on today. Middle Eastern radicals and many others continue to deny the Holocaust. [4] Donald Trump and his gang of birthers continue to deny that Obamas’ birth certificate is valid. [5] Oil and coal industry leaders, together with flocks of gullibles throughout the nation, continue to deny the scientific findings about climate change. [6]

Most interesting of all, politicians, advised and funded by the real estate development industry, have finally found an ingenious way in North Carolina to prevent sea levels from rising, at least along their coastline: legislate that it cannot happen and cannot be forecast.

One of the most curious things about denial of big catastrophes that can be headed our way, is that the closer the likelihood of the harm, the more powerful becomes the denial of the danger. Studies have shown that people living downstream of dams and in the floodway where evacuation would be needed in case of a break, tend to deny the likelihood of a dam failure.  Interestingly, as you move upstream closer and closer to the dam the level of denial grows larger. At the very foot of the dam where evacuation is impossible, 100% of the population denies that it could ever happen.

So don’t anyone get the idea that people are suddenly going to start listening to climate change warnings from those measuring sea levels and making predictions based on studies and science. Quite the contrary. As the dangers from climate change move closer, the denial that it even exists will become stronger and stronger. 

Other explanations will be found for the fact that houses on the North Carolina Outer Banks are underwater. 
Outer Banks, NC storm damage (Credit: University of Pennsylvania)

 Possibly an Al Queida plot?


[2] Bills brainy quotes can be found at this website.
[3] For an article on how other people deny their injuries, Stripping Away Denial | Psychology Today.
[4] Their views can be found here.
[5] One the best websites for this view is http://birthers.org/.
[6] A good article on the climate deniers appears at the Salon website.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Ignorance


Like so many things in life, ignorance is paradoxical.

Is it possible that ignorance is an intelligent response to the universe, and conversely, the lack of ignorance is a stupid and self-destructive response?

As usual with this blog, we start with politics.

No politician who admits ignorance of anything could ever be elected even to any political office, even the office of Chief Dog Catcher.  Therefore, accepting this reality, all politicians know that they need to know everything or at least, pretend to know everything. A politician must have all the answers and no unanswered questions.  The most successful politicians will always have a clever and ready answer to every question asked of them in any forum, a public meeting,  a TV interview, whatever.

Have you ever heard a politician dare to answer a question of any kind by saying, “I really am ignorant of that. I am happy to admit that I cannot answer that question, and I probably never will be able to answer it.”?

That kind of political animal, if it ever existed, has been extinct for a long time.

No politician could ever admit, especially to himself, how little he knows know about anything. The modern political animal may actually know very little about almost everything, but he or she must have an opinion about everything. That opinion must be strongly held and can never change, even in the face of completely contradictory facts.  In order for this to work, the politicians themselves must strongly believe in their own omniscience.

The need to believe strongly in one’s own omniscience creates problems.  For one thing, it means that political beliefs must be totally disconnected from science and changes in scientific knowledge.

Even more troubling, it means that politicians must be, in part, have narcissistic personalities. If the politician has only a small dose of narcissism his personality, he may  be content with being elected dog catcher, but if a politician is a huge narcissist, he or she is per se eligible to run for the top office of President. Think Gary Hart, John Edwards, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Bill Clinton.  In fact, think of any major politician and try to imagine that person discussing how comfortable he is with his own ignorance of everything.  That kind of person does not exist.

The public is an integral part of this sham as the politician. The public inflates the politician’s narcissism with political ads, signs, cheers, big rallies, and political events of all kinds, not to mention donating money, buying the candidates books, political buttons, etc.  All of this feeds the monster of political narcissism.

This is one reason why we have such a love-hate relationship with our political leaders and why we are always so disappointed in them. We expect them to be omniscient. When it turns out that they are clearly not omniscient, but continue to think that they are, and then make mistakes as they blunder along, we become disappointed. Case in point:  Barak Obama. Another case, George W. Bush.

King Tut
In some nations, the political leader is thought to be so omniscient that he is actually deified. Of course, the political leader plays along with this and encourages it to the max. But does any man really believe that he is really a god?  The answer is that many actually do. Think of Fidel Castrol, Hugo Chavez, Papa Doc Duvalier, Stalin, Hitler, and all the monarchs and sultans throughout history.

Science is on the other side of the paradox of ignorance. Science values ignorance. Scientists value questions more than answers. Answers are boring and uninteresting unless they lead to more questions. Scientists think that there can be no discovery and no new knowledge without ignorance of that which is sought to be known. The greatest scientists are those who have the most questions. One of the  ultimate questions in science is how much of the unknown is unknowable?

How different from the political sphere is that?

Neuroscientist, Stuart Firestein, has written a book entitled “Ignorance: How it Drives Science.” Recently, on NPR’s “Science Friday” show, Firestein explained to interviewer Ira Flatow  how science is really pursued among scientists:.
When we go to meeting together and talk or go out to the bar and have a beer or whatever, we never talk about what we know. We talk about what we don't know, what we need to know, what we'd like to know, what we think we could know, what we may not even know we don't know just yet and things of that nature. And that's what propels the whole operation along.
Firestein argues that we put too much emphasis on answers and not enough on questions.  He says that if we start with a hypothesis, it is likely to lead us to the wrong answer. Scientists need to start, he says, only with collecting facts and let the theory come later.

Firestein is fascinated not by the known unknown but by the unknown unknowns. He is interested more in the limits of ignorance than the limits of knowledge.

One of the best quotes in the interview is from the comic Emo Philips, who says “I always thought the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body, and then one day I thought, wait a minute, who's telling me that?”
To read the whole NPR interview, click on this link, or you can listen to the archived podcast.
Einstein had a visual metaphor about knowledge and ignorance. He saw us as inside a balloon containing all of our knowledge.  As we gain more knowledge, the balloon grows, and the surface of the balloon grows, which means it touches on more and more of that universe of what we don't know. So that the more we learn, the more we don’t know.[1]
File:Albert Einstein 1947.jpgFirestein and Einstein are not alone in their comfort with ignorance.  The eccentric Nobel Prize winning Richard Feynman who works on quantum electrodynamics (the field of science concerning how light and matter interact) said in his book, “The Pleasure of Finding Things Out” that “I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in a mysterious universe without having any purpose - which is the way it really is so far as I can tell - it does not frighten me.”
Los Alamos Id Photo of Feynman

When awarded the Nobel Prize Feynman said that he was uncomfortable with accepting it because when a person held a prize or gained a position of authority, people are inclined to think that he must be correct, and Feynman was uncomfortable with that.[2]

Don’t even try to imagine a politician trying to think this way.


[1] This metaphor came from one of the callers to the NPR show. For another look at this paradox of ignorance and science, see
[2] http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11299244.