Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Get A Condom!


Are you worried about getting impregnated by one of the political lies now circulating?

How can you protect yourself, especially now that condoms are being taken out of your health plan by the Catholic bishops?

Rick Santimonious (by way of his billionaire backer Foster Friess) suggests putting an aspirin between your knees and holding it there.




You could try that, but I don’t think it’s going to work long term.

A better idea to protect yourself from all the liars trying to have their way with you is to buy some serious protection.  In this case, protection might be available in writing -- in  Pamela Meyers’ book, “Lie Spotting.”[i]



Pamela admits that “we are facing a pandemic of deception.”  She says that we are “living in a post-truth society,” but she knows what to do about it. Her theory starts with the simple premise that a “lie has no power whatsoever by its mere utterance; its power emerges when someone else agrees to believe the lie.”  Lies, she says, are “a cooperative act.”

Given that premise, if you can identify the lies, you can agree to cooperate and believe them or not.

Of course, if you are a Progressive, you will happily get in bed with Progressive myths, whether they have any basis in fact or not.  Likewise, if you are a Republican conservative, you will elect to have conjugal relations with the Republican mythology, and enjoy every passionate minute of it.  If you are an evangelical you will choose to hop in the sack with creationism, rejecting that old ugly Darwinian theory of evolution. In politics, sex, and religion, facts and science don’t matter; stories do.

These ideological and religious myths may or may not be harmful to you but they are qualitatively different from lies being told to you by people who know they are lying.  Progressives, conservatives, and evangelicals don’t even think they are telling stories.

Meyers doesn't focus on the kind of political/religious lies and myths that the tellers actually believe in and the listeners also want to believe in.  She focuses on knowing when you are being lied to by someone who knows he is lying and who is trying to get away with it.

Her thesis is, that if you acquire a little expertise in deceptology, you can often detect when you are being told a lie. Meyers says: “When you combine the science of recognizing deception" with the art of careful looking and listening, you can avoid collaborating in a lie.

A few examples from Pamela’s  research:
  • When someone starts off by saying “truthfully” or “to be honest about it,” you are probably going to get told a big fat one.
  • Or if they start hedging with words such as “If I recall correctly…” or “If you really think about it…”
  • Another tip off is when a person denies something but does not use the contractions used in normal speech. For example, “I did not have sex with that woman.”

Pamela also has some useful observations about lying in our modern world and its consequences.  She claims that on average you are lied to between 10 and 200 times a day and that strangers typically lie to you three times in the first ten minutes of meeting you.

Some lies have serious consequences.  Investors have recently lost almost a trillion dollars ($997,000,000) due to corporate deceptions, according to Meyers.

If you don’t want to go to the library or send your hard-earned loot off to Amazon to get Pamela’s excellent book, you can still get a little protection from liars by watching Pamela’s excellent talk on TED or by visiting her brilliant blog   www.liespotting.com.  

It is a good thing to know when you are being lied to by Ponzi schemers and crooks, but in the world of political/religious lies where you are sometimes being fed a story by true believers who hold tight to one myth or another, even Pamela's insights are not going to offer you fool proof protection.  These guys can lie to you with a straight face, so to speak.

Maybe it's time to get out the asprin after all.



[i] Pamela Meyer is founder and CEO of Simpatico Networks, asocial networking company that owns and operates online social networks. She holds an MBA from Harvard, an MA in Public Policy from Claremont Graduate School, and is a Certified Fraud Examiner. The quotes in this blog are from her book, the TED website, and Pamela's blog.

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