Gridlock

Congress is gridlocked. Everyone knows it. The place is jammed up. According to a new book, 
Pivotal Politics: A Theory of U.S. Lawmaking by Keith Krehbiel, it does not matter one little bit which party is in control--gridlock rules. But gridlock is not just about politics. In other contexts, it is known as constipation.

Curiously, it turns out that there is a relationship between the medical and political blockages.  I learned from a trusted Congressional insider that the Republican leadership in the House of Representatives is building themselves a separate rest room so that they will not have to do their business in the same room as Democrats.

Evidently, some Rs get so tense and uptight in the presence of lefty pinko liberals (some of whom are even out-of-the-closet homosexuals) that they cannot make things move on through the system with a lefty in the same room.  This is partisanship gone amok.

Last week, Congressman Alan West, a Republican from Florida, announced that there were about 81 communists in the House of Representatives!  This frightening announcement is going to cause even more blockages of a dangerous nature. 

The American Communist Party was totally blindsided by West's shocking announcement. For a brief minute, they were hopeful, but after checking their roster, no congressmen turned up.

The House physician’s has been called in to address the legislative blockage in Congress.  His solution has not been disclosed, but could it be—the dreaded enema?

Maybe a good colon cleaning is what the Congress needs. If only the partisan politics could be flushed out with all the other c__p.

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