Help!

I heard recently that a group has formed to help protect dogs from dog-abusing Presidential candidates. It is called “Dogs Against Romney.”

According to the group’s blurb on Facebook. “we want a President who is nice to dogs”.  Readers should check out this group’s Facebook page; it has some really cute pictures of its members. This group is frightened that if Romney wins the election, dogs will be riding atop Air Force One.

  

The new Dog v. Romney group is part of a fad. Everyone who feels persecuted by Etch-a-Sketch is ganging up on the poor guy with other bleeding-heart job-killing over-regulating socialists types and making a huge fuss in the press and all over Facebook, You Tube, Twitter and all the other “new media.”.

There is even a group of weakling small businesses forming to fight against Etch-a-Sketch’s support for vulture capitalists.

As I reported in an earlier blog entitled “War,” women are uniting against Romney’s because of his war against them after he was pushed rightward and off the sexual cliff by Rick Sanctimonious’ support for vaginal ultrasound.

Immigrants from south of the border who tend lawns for the wealthy are forming another group “Hedge Clippers Against Romney” after he boasted about how he liked to fire people, especially immigrant garden help.   This group may offset the pro-Romney group “Hedge Fund Billionaires for Romney,” but there will be a huge big disparity in funding between one kind of hedge group and the other.

Inexplicably left out of all this is another group of victims who have been more viciously targeted by Etch-a-Sketch than any other minority. Addressing the National Rifle Association, Mitt proclaimed that he has all his life been hunting down and killing “small varmints.”

The first question this raises is: What exactly is a small varmint? 

Ed E. Lyne went into deep research mode to find for you the answer to this critical question.

According to Wikipedia (I am not lying; check it out yourself), the term "varmint" (or "varmit") is “an extremely pejorative” word used to describe “a particular class or group of people” considered to be inferior and subhuman, and often considered social parasites.”


Wikipedia goes on to say “application of the term can be wide, having been applied over the centuries in different languages to various groups, and its use is usually based on a perception that the target group's views are ‘disease-like,’ or that such groups exist out of sociological balance with the common society.”

"Inferior?" "Subhuman.?"Social parasite?" "Out of sociological blanace?"

Every one of these terms has been used—frequently-- to describe Ed E. Lyne, the author of this blog!!

It sent chills down my spine to realize that--most likely--I myself am a :small varmint."


This means that if Romney gets elected, I will be in the cross-hairs for sure. And he probably will get elected because, these days, you can pretty much predict who gets elected by how many billionaires he has in his stable, and Romney now has 12 billionaires, as opposed to Obama who only has George Soros.


It’s one thing to be taken over and fired by a vulture capitalist candidate and quite another to be the target of POTUS, with all the weapons he can bring to bear.

Vulture Capitalist

 It is one thing to have probes in your vagina, and quite another to have the entire US Armed Forces come down on you with shock and awe.


So, I say it’s time to forget all the other malicious low-life anti-Romney gangs and start a new one for the protection of small varmints.

My very existence on the planet is at stake and maybe yours too!!

I propose naming the new group “Small Varmints Against Romney.” If you are a varmint, big or small, this is a life or death issue.

Please support this group by sending cash to the new small Varmint Protection Superpac. Make the payments to “Save Our Small Varmints,” PO Box 69, Washington, DC 24156. Contributions of any size are accepted.

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